Fun Times To Be Alive

lilyblisslys:

insane comparison, thank you Guillermo

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wizardsisananimal:

gloom-and-doom-in-my-room:

wizardsisananimal:

did you make sure to make lots of mistakes today ? from which to learn and grow ^_^ ?

no I’m perfect and beautiful in every way actually. Never made a mistake in my life.

sorry to hear you will be encased in resin forever while the world changes around you. maybe one day you will be dug from the earth and put on display in a beautiful place.

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halfbloodfanboy:

destinationtoast:

amygdalae:

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it’s kind of cool, like, scientifically

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

ALT

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disteal:

disteal:

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

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charseraph:

Collection

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coughloop:

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

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ci4nna:

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lycaniums-room:

An ad for your deepest desires :)

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sundragon:

failworse:

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he’d be unstoppable

#pushing for a house md remake for one purpose only: so we can hear gregory house say ‘god forbid women do anything’

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argumate:

processintegrated:

creekfiend:

yellbug:

argumate:

cargopantsman:

argumate:

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

very very slow tigers are chasing me

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

I need everyone to know that when I am educating clients on tension release exercises in therapy all I can think of is this post. It takes everything out of me not to say “let’s try the fucked up tiger trick” in session.

just say it queen, let’s make it happen

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omegaversereloaded:

blueberriesareking:

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omegaversereloaded:

I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

​i was once being blackmailed so violently on Tumblr that the fbi got involved, and I will tell you right now: in the deathmatch between the fbi and the Tumblr search function, the fbi did not win. They ghosted me and I continued toget blackmailed for years after that.

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shuploc:

Gremlin Armand 🩸

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keybearer92:

themadknightuniverse:

Louis de Pointe du Lac - The one who own the night

I have no words to describe how much I love this 🥹

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